Andrew: "It would be the best thing in the world if Dad let me get a Husky pup."
Me : "Yeah, you say that now, but after a month of scooping it's poop, you might change your mind."
Andrew : " No, I have a plan. You know those bags people carry to scoop up the poop in? I would tie it to the dog's butt. then I'd never have to scoop!"
Andrew gets promoted: Me, to J. (kid in nursery) : "Hey J, who is the adult here?"
J : "You are, but Andrew is a lot taller than me so he's like an adult."