"The best part about eating prunes is threatening girls with my gas".
(Playing "Simon Says" with some other kids)
"Clap once if you can hear me! Clap 20 times if you can hear me!"
Me: "That;s once, then twice"
"But when they clap 20 times it's like they're applauding me!"
(Listening to Billy Joel's "Only the Good Die Young")
"Does that mean all rock stars are good?"
And a bonus funny from his sister: "Let me see the bus schedule, maybe Dad will let me go to the comic book store after supper." Yes, his almost 13 year old only daughter alone on a city bus after dark. Perhaps the funniest thing I've heard all week!
