The Art of War

Sun Tzu was a native man of Ch'i. He trained a troop of court women. He executed those that did not obey his orders as an example. The Sovereign was not happy at the death of his favorite concubines. Sun Tzu repeated his orders. The women obeyed without the slightest noise.

Sun Pin gave a man advice on winning a bet and said to "Match your worst against his best,Your best against his second best and your second best against his worst." Therefor,the man won the bet against the king. The man won 1000 gold and a place in the army. The man became rich because Sun Ping had been schooled by Sun Tzu in these matters. 

Sun Tzu was,at that time,defending the capitol of Ta Liang. The Wei and Chao were at another stalemate. The two attacked at once and the Wei won. This was because of Sun Tzu's guidance. Sun Tzu was very brilliant.

Arguments

I should make food for my mom and dad. I could make eggs for them. The herbs could come from my garden. I could buy the eggs at grocery outlet. Mom and dad both like eggs.





I could make gluten and dairy free Brownies for mom and plain ones for dad. I could buy eggs and rice flour and milk at H-mart.I could buy sugar and wheat flour at Fred Meyer. Then,I could put the stuff in separate mixing bowls,do moms' brownies first and then do dads'. This will prevent cross contamination.



I could make fudge with mom for dad. She has all of the ingredients all ready. I will mix it up,put some in a heart pan and chill it for three hours. Then,when dad gets home I will unveil a delicious fudge and get him some. Dad loves fudge.



I can make a gluten free cookie with "For my hardworking Mom" Written on it. I will sneak some extra fudge into the cookie. I will write in chocolate chips. Mom will love it.
It will be extra special.



I will make all of these by next year. This will make mom and dad happy. Mom will have brownies,eggs,and a fudge cookie. Dad will have brownies,an egg,and some fudge. These will be tasty.

When I am a spartan

When I am a spartan,I will lift a tank and throw it. I will fight covies and kill them. I will throw grenades at hunters and elites. I will AR grunts and jackals. I will destroy banshees and seraphs.



When I am a spartan,I will throw trucks. I will destroy cruisers and super carriers. I will use a DMR and a BR. I will fire fuel rods at bad guys. I will rocket launch swarms of enemies into oblivion.


When I am attacked by an Elite Minor I will pistol it. I will use DMR against elite Zealots. I will use shotguns on Elite Spec Ops.

Science Feeding

Herbivores have an easy life. They do not have to chase they're food. Carnivores do have to chase they're food. Carnivores eat meat. Herbivores eat herbs.


Some carnivores help each other to catch meat. Then they share the meat. Some others fight for the meat. The winners usually were the older ones.

From the Earth to the Moon

The Elite Baltimore Gun Club has many members during the Civil War Who invented guns for the war. They made cannons and mortars if they had high ranks. They made pistols if they had low ranks. They made rifles for Middle rankers. The guns size had an effect on how many people they killed.


The cannons could kill up to 337 people in one shot. The pistols could kill up to 86 people in one shot. The rifles could kill 207 people in one shot. The mortars killed 417 in a failed attempt to fire a shot. All of this is what won the Civil War.


During a speech,the president of the club,John Barbicane,Was spoken to by a rival of his. The rival,Captain George Nicholl,interrupted while talking about conquering the moon. The men challenged each other to a duel but instead took bets on whether or not a cannonball with a man in it could reach the moon or not. Barbicane won.

Science Skin Summary

Skin has multiple layers in its structure. The outer layer of skin is actually a dead layer. Most people think that it is a living layer but it is not. If you cot the skin it pushes more dead skin. Your skin can move blood to clot a wound until it heals.

Physical Chemistry

Physical chemistry is the study of macroscopic, atomic, subatomic, and particulate phenomena in chemical systems in terms of laws and concepts of physics. It applies the principles, practices and concepts of physics such as motion, energy, force, time,thermodynamics, quantum chemistry, statistical mechanics and dynamics, equilibrium.

Physical chemistry, in contrast to chemical physics, is predominantly (but not always) a macroscopic or supra-molecular science, as the majority of the principles on which physical chemistry was founded, are concepts related to the bulk rather than on molecular/atomic structure alone. For example, chemical equilibrium, and colloids.

Some of the relationships that physical chemistry strives to resolve include the effects of: chemicals in your body such as your heart beat rate being effected by how fast you are moving and how high your blood pressure is. You can change this effect by balancing out your sugar with other foods.


In conclusion,if all of these go together,how do they do that? These sentences will tell you the answer. For example, chemical equilibrium,and colloids show bulk like the bulk of any matter:In its' own form.  This does not apply to the principles, practices and concepts of physics such as motion, energy, force, time,thermodynamics, quantum chemistry, statistical mechanics and dynamics, equilibrium.

Good Omens;Bad Books

An angel named Azirphale is talking to the snake that tempted Adam and Eve. He calls it a devil and says that he shouldn't be talking to it. The two still talk of the Apocalypse. They say that it is planned that the world will be destroyed to punish the wicked.


The Them are a nameless school gang. They have four people. The Leader,Adam Young is unknowingly the Antichrist. Azirphale and the serpent{Now named Crowley.} Go to try and make Adam unable to decide to join either good or evil so that they can postpone the Apocalypse and stay living on Earth.

All of this was prophecied by one Agnes Nutter. She was burned at the stake for this but she packed her petticoat with gunpowder and blew every one who participated n her burning into pieces. Her descendant,Anametha Device,teams up with a man named Newton Pulsifer to help Azirphale and Crowley.
The two meet Adam,Azirphale,and Crowley. They find that Adam doesn't want to hurt the innocent people of the world.

Blood

Blood is not just red stuff in your body. It is the most amazing liquid ever. Red blood cells carry oxygen to all parts of your body.White blood cells attack viruses. Capillaries make a scab by binding red blood cells.



Your heart pumps blood to your lungs at faster than light speed. your veins recall your blood with its oxygen.

Dantes Failferno

                                       Canto 1
Dante is in woods he does not recognize. He hears a growl. He runs and then sees a she wolf. He runs into the woods and sees a shadow of the great Virgil. Virgil leads him into the pit. Dante  reluctantly goes in with a guardian angel at his back.


                                                          Canto II The Pit of Hell

Dante is in the pit. The pit will lead him and other poets to Hell so that they can fight the devil. They must get to the gate. Dante leads the poets to the gate. Many retreat while some stand strong.



                                    Canto III  Hell Itself
The group of poets goes to Hell to fight the devil,Satan. They easily get past the gate keeper by saying a prayer to God. In Hell they face numerous creatures of evil,none as evil as Satan. They must pray for god t be with them in this fatal fight. God delivers not his angel,but himself,And he smites Satan.

Fish

fish are limbless cold-blooded vertebrate animals with gills and fins and living wholly in water. Some have gills like portholes and live as parasites. Others are sharks,carnivorous cartilaginous fish with big teeth that move forward to replace those that fall out. These creatures have streamlined bodies that help them move. The more streamlined the body,the faster the fish. Fish have special kidneys full of oil that help them float.

Camp escapades

A collection of status updates regarding Andrew's first excursion to Camp Lutherhaven.

August 10

What happens when you let your 5th grader pack for camp: I called home when stopping st Fred Meyer after a long day of fun and asked if the kids had all the necessities and toiletries. Turned out Andrew had no toothpaste, soap or shampoo and had not chosen to tell us. It also boggled my mind that I was the only person in line NOT buying alcohol, and 1/2 of them were buying BEER IN CANS! Stay classy, Federal Way.

15 hours ago

"Either I got eaten alive by mosquitoes at camp or I'm randomly sprouting nipples all over my body."

3 hours ago near Federal Way via mobile

Andrew : " I saw a killer queen bee at camp!"
Husband :" Was it dynamite with a laser beam?"
" No!"
" Was it guaranteed to blow your mind? "
"NO DAD NOT LIKE THE SONG!!"

And the rest of the story? As I was dragging the last few items out of his luggage I found the soap I bought him...still in the wrapper. His excuse? "The shampoo you bought me is for all body types so I used it on ALL the hair on my body."

I kill the crow with Bob and Mick!!

Bob is my club. He has a secret blade that he uses when fighting crows with me. He is like Stormbringer in the fact that he is a living weapon.[No 0/0 Germs,MTG lovers.] One day,we saw a crow in my yard.

So I says to Bob,"Let's go kill it,Bob." He says "Okay." So we go out and it attacks us! Bob uses his magical blade to kill it's progeny,but it fights on! The crow attacks me next! I pull out Mick and slash it! The crow recoils and attacks Bob and Mick! I daringly attack it to defend Bob and Mick,and Bob attacks it with his blade,killing it.


Then Death of Crows appeared! I dueled with him for the crow's head. We fought and fought. I used a parry,he used a block. Stab,slash,punch poke fire ice and lightning. We fought for three hours,no resting. I used potions and Bob to bash and heal. I stabbed and he sliced. I clubbed and he blocked. I used Bob and Mick to win the day. I crushed Death of Crows. I had won at last!

Science

Plants are split into two groups. Flowering plants and not flowering plants. Non flowering plants are millions of years old. Now the largest ones are under water plants. There are ferns,kelp,and other plants. Non flowering mosses and grasses are an example.

Sherlock Holmes

It was a warm day and Sherlock Holmes and his friend Watson were in their apartment when Holmes read a note from detective Lestrade. He said to go to Croydon. There he met Miss Susan Cushing on Cross street. She had  an odd package. It smelled like  the sea and was boxed by sandpaper. Twas holding two mismatched ears. Lestrade thought that this was a practical joke. Holmes said that it was a murder mystery.


Holmes said that it was from a ship. He found that one Jim Browner was a sailor on bad terms with Sarah Cushing and her husband. He found that the marks on the ears were from a sailors knife. Holmes had Lestrade arrest Jim Browner. Jim Browner was on the S.S. Mayday. He had a knife and almost attacked Lestrade. But the River police were already there. They cuffed Browner and took him away.

Writing

I think that winter and early spring are dark and that is why Wyeth liked to paint them so much. The connections are darkness and neutral colors between the palette and the spring and winter.

My Looks

 I am handsome.

 I wear fine clothes. I have rosy cheeks and chesnut eyes. I have no pimples or dimples. I have dirty blond hair.


I am ruggedly handsome. I can wear what I want. I have no restrictions. I will dye my hair bleach blond. I will spike my hair.

 I am finely handsome. I wear only good clothes. I will not dye my hair. I will brush and comb it instead. I will eat without a stain.

I do look kinda good right now..... But my breath smells bad.

Art

Andrew Wyeth was an influence on young artists, Showing them the path he took,and that they chose their own paths. He showed that even people with weak  systems could become wonderful artists. He was a fine artist who was still strong in the mind even though he was weak in the body. He told people to go whichever way they wanted. He was not forceful,but was kind and calm.

SKYENTOLOGY

Plants draw food through photosynthesis. Mushis draw food from living and dead creatures. Plants use water to make sugar. Mushrooms do not use water. Plants make oxegyn and we make carbon dioxide.


Some plants can give of an allergic reaction to people by entering into their blood system. Others grow using water and sugar. Trees are plants while mushrooms are fungi. Plants are the larger of the two kingdoms of creatures. Mushrooms are mostly infectious.

Sherlock Holmes

                           The Case of Mr. Scott Eccles
Sherlock Holmes was sitting in his room when there came a knock on his door. A man came in and told him a practical joke had been played on him. He was in Wysteria lodge one night. When he woke up,his host was gone. He found later that his host was dead.


Holmes found out that the killer was the tiger of San Pedro. Garcia,the owner of the lodge was going to try and kill the tiger,who had once been a tyrant ruler. Garcia's cook had been caught in his master's house and accused of murder. The officer named Walter had caught him and put him in jail. Holmes found out about the fact that Walter was onto the tiger.  
                                                       Cliffhanger


                                                  The Case of the Red Circle

Holmes was told of a man who was in Mrs. Warrens house and renting a room for Ten pounds a day.
Holmes heard that he did a switch with another man. The man that went back in was the Black Gorgiano. The man that left was unknown.

Holmes me ta man who was a famous American  detective. He had come to London to  track down Gorgiano. Gorgiano was an evil er. He was found dead in his room.