The Literature of Dorian gray

Dorian Gray is a young man who wants to look good forever. He gets a picture of himself from basil Hallward and wishes that it would age instead of him. He gets his wish. He becomes friends with a man named Lord Henry. Dorian falls in love a girl named Sibyl Vane. She calls him Prince Charming since she does not know his name. Her brother James,a sailor, wants her to marry someone else. Dorian sees her backstage as she is an actor. She weeps because she didn't do well in her show. She commits suicide because he does not love her anymore. Her brother tries to find and kill Dorian. When he finds him it is 18 years since she died. And Dorian is still 17. He does not kill Dorian because he does not know it is Dorian. Later,Dorian commits suicide. He cannot age,because his picture ages instead of him.

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Today, January 2013

 "The best part about eating prunes is threatening girls with my gas".

(Playing "Simon Says" with some other kids)
"Clap once if you can hear me! Clap 20 times if you can hear me!"
Me: "That;s once, then twice"
"But when they clap 20 times it's like they're applauding me!"



(Listening to Billy Joel's "Only the Good Die Young")

"Does that mean all rock stars are good?"


And a bonus funny from his sister: "Let me see the bus schedule, maybe Dad will let me go to the comic book store after supper." Yes, his almost 13 year old only daughter alone on a city bus after dark. Perhaps the funniest thing I've heard all week!

A little bit of Andrew, as he approaches 10

"I'm going to be a marine biologist, because when I confirm that Nessie and Godzilla are real I'll win the world's respect".

"Broadway makes everything better"

Dance!

Andrew had his rehearsal today, in preperation for his show tomorrow.
His tap performance is to "Ice, Ice Baby" :

For the ballet number, they were underwater lava. Not sure of the name of the piece; if you recognise it please post that!

After all this hard work, my boy deserves some rest:

And a treat!

Who wants to be a fillionaire?

Turbo : "When I get a dragon, I'll be a fillionaire".
14 year old : " Sooooo, if you get a dragon, you'll turn into Nathan Fillion and become the star of Firefly ? And be totally awesome instead of my annoying little brother? "

Meteor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is a meteor headed for earth. You will go to heaven if you send me your money.$890765. Buy A himself. Send it to 3500518th Ave sw. save the bunny's! And the soul eating croc's! Okay?