Blood

Blood is not just red stuff in your body. It is the most amazing liquid ever. Red blood cells carry oxygen to all parts of your body.White blood cells attack viruses. Capillaries make a scab by binding red blood cells.



Your heart pumps blood to your lungs at faster than light speed. your veins recall your blood with its oxygen.

Dantes Failferno

                                       Canto 1
Dante is in woods he does not recognize. He hears a growl. He runs and then sees a she wolf. He runs into the woods and sees a shadow of the great Virgil. Virgil leads him into the pit. Dante  reluctantly goes in with a guardian angel at his back.


                                                          Canto II The Pit of Hell

Dante is in the pit. The pit will lead him and other poets to Hell so that they can fight the devil. They must get to the gate. Dante leads the poets to the gate. Many retreat while some stand strong.



                                    Canto III  Hell Itself
The group of poets goes to Hell to fight the devil,Satan. They easily get past the gate keeper by saying a prayer to God. In Hell they face numerous creatures of evil,none as evil as Satan. They must pray for god t be with them in this fatal fight. God delivers not his angel,but himself,And he smites Satan.

Fish

fish are limbless cold-blooded vertebrate animals with gills and fins and living wholly in water. Some have gills like portholes and live as parasites. Others are sharks,carnivorous cartilaginous fish with big teeth that move forward to replace those that fall out. These creatures have streamlined bodies that help them move. The more streamlined the body,the faster the fish. Fish have special kidneys full of oil that help them float.

Camp escapades

A collection of status updates regarding Andrew's first excursion to Camp Lutherhaven.

August 10

What happens when you let your 5th grader pack for camp: I called home when stopping st Fred Meyer after a long day of fun and asked if the kids had all the necessities and toiletries. Turned out Andrew had no toothpaste, soap or shampoo and had not chosen to tell us. It also boggled my mind that I was the only person in line NOT buying alcohol, and 1/2 of them were buying BEER IN CANS! Stay classy, Federal Way.

15 hours ago

"Either I got eaten alive by mosquitoes at camp or I'm randomly sprouting nipples all over my body."

3 hours ago near Federal Way via mobile

Andrew : " I saw a killer queen bee at camp!"
Husband :" Was it dynamite with a laser beam?"
" No!"
" Was it guaranteed to blow your mind? "
"NO DAD NOT LIKE THE SONG!!"

And the rest of the story? As I was dragging the last few items out of his luggage I found the soap I bought him...still in the wrapper. His excuse? "The shampoo you bought me is for all body types so I used it on ALL the hair on my body."

I kill the crow with Bob and Mick!!

Bob is my club. He has a secret blade that he uses when fighting crows with me. He is like Stormbringer in the fact that he is a living weapon.[No 0/0 Germs,MTG lovers.] One day,we saw a crow in my yard.

So I says to Bob,"Let's go kill it,Bob." He says "Okay." So we go out and it attacks us! Bob uses his magical blade to kill it's progeny,but it fights on! The crow attacks me next! I pull out Mick and slash it! The crow recoils and attacks Bob and Mick! I daringly attack it to defend Bob and Mick,and Bob attacks it with his blade,killing it.


Then Death of Crows appeared! I dueled with him for the crow's head. We fought and fought. I used a parry,he used a block. Stab,slash,punch poke fire ice and lightning. We fought for three hours,no resting. I used potions and Bob to bash and heal. I stabbed and he sliced. I clubbed and he blocked. I used Bob and Mick to win the day. I crushed Death of Crows. I had won at last!

Science

Plants are split into two groups. Flowering plants and not flowering plants. Non flowering plants are millions of years old. Now the largest ones are under water plants. There are ferns,kelp,and other plants. Non flowering mosses and grasses are an example.

Sherlock Holmes

It was a warm day and Sherlock Holmes and his friend Watson were in their apartment when Holmes read a note from detective Lestrade. He said to go to Croydon. There he met Miss Susan Cushing on Cross street. She had  an odd package. It smelled like  the sea and was boxed by sandpaper. Twas holding two mismatched ears. Lestrade thought that this was a practical joke. Holmes said that it was a murder mystery.


Holmes said that it was from a ship. He found that one Jim Browner was a sailor on bad terms with Sarah Cushing and her husband. He found that the marks on the ears were from a sailors knife. Holmes had Lestrade arrest Jim Browner. Jim Browner was on the S.S. Mayday. He had a knife and almost attacked Lestrade. But the River police were already there. They cuffed Browner and took him away.