Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Andrew on the Internet

"I hate Facebook, but when (girl he goes to Sunday Schoolwith) and (her sister) join Facebook, I will join just to post love songs to them."

"Mom, I need your cel phone number to unlock this cheat code". Um, no.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Andrew's joke of the day

"What did the teapot say to the teacup?"
"I've got tea coming out my ears!"

Sunday, August 22, 2010

This past Tuesday

Tuesday morning I was using the bathroom when something green was shoved under the door.I thought it was a toy but NO, Andrew had caught a tree frog and could not wait until I was done pooping to show me. The poor frogs in our yard.

This past Wednesday

"This jelly is gelatinous. Which is logical because jelly should be gelatinous. But this is exceptionally gelatinous jelly"."I know why all the bees are dying. The queen bees are eating them!"Me: "Bee mites. It's been established".Him: "Noooo, I just saw a bee and a queen bee flying and then the flew to the ground and she ate it's HEAD!"."Maybe they were mating and she had no further need for him"."No, the bees are just turning cannibal".

Smiles

Andrew has just created a new monster on his shidonni game. It's a big blue happy face and Andrew calls it "smiles obrian". (This might not be funny if you haven't seen the Mirror Universe episodes of Deep Space 9 ). Brian said it's so geeky sweet "it's like the saccharin grabbed me by the throat and kicked me in the solar plexus".