Its not christmas!

I heard the christmas goblin in my room.

booooooooooooooooooooo

there is a ghost in my room wat was ghost busters number?

augggghhhhh

I am grounded today so i am mad and sad. By by game time and tv and friends over.

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Wanted to play game time. But mom said no! by andrew

hi!

Hi i hate farmville! buy a himself!

Love notes in the house of God

Upon awakening, Andrew's first words to me were, "You know, it's totally realistic that ( girl in his Sunday school class) could end up married to me."
Right.
Later on, at church, our  contemporary music director, Dean gave a message about the Bible being God's love letters to us. To illustrate this, he spoke of the old fashioned (pretexting) practicing of passing notes with the kid you had a crush on.
I should have been suspicious when Andrew grabbed a stack of scratch paper from the pew rack.
Yes, he was sitting beside his girl. By the time I thought to read the notes I saw this:

Cute dress!!!!!!
Thank you
I like your hair!!!!
Thank you
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
Thank you

I guess I should be happy he pays some kind of attention in church.

Andrew on the Internet

"I hate Facebook, but when (girl he goes to Sunday Schoolwith) and (her sister) join Facebook, I will join just to post love songs to them."

"Mom, I need your cel phone number to unlock this cheat code". Um, no.

Andrew's joke of the day

"What did the teapot say to the teacup?"
"I've got tea coming out my ears!"

This past Tuesday

Tuesday morning I was using the bathroom when something green was shoved under the door.I thought it was a toy but NO, Andrew had caught a tree frog and could not wait until I was done pooping to show me. The poor frogs in our yard.

This past Wednesday

"This jelly is gelatinous. Which is logical because jelly should be gelatinous. But this is exceptionally gelatinous jelly"."I know why all the bees are dying. The queen bees are eating them!"Me: "Bee mites. It's been established".Him: "Noooo, I just saw a bee and a queen bee flying and then the flew to the ground and she ate it's HEAD!"."Maybe they were mating and she had no further need for him"."No, the bees are just turning cannibal".

Smiles

Andrew has just created a new monster on his shidonni game. It's a big blue happy face and Andrew calls it "smiles obrian". (This might not be funny if you haven't seen the Mirror Universe episodes of Deep Space 9 ). Brian said it's so geeky sweet "it's like the saccharin grabbed me by the throat and kicked me in the solar plexus".